Why get a PS3 when you can play with colored lights!
Video sex chat services hiring as new phone hits the market.
AHH! Robots are everywhere! Especially this top 20! Run!
Television + Google = More Porn!
Our favorite talk show host gets the gadget.
There’s nothing like watching a movie on the small screen.
Because who doesn’t have $225 lying around?
Amazon have got an app in the works that will let your iPad read Kindle books
For those who’d rather watch their phone than their TV.
Making movies interactive with cell phones.
If you don’t care about sports, you’re getting screwed.
The next nerd peen-size match.
New 8GB wrist watch is perfect for it.
Can’t we just admit that all phone carriers suck?
And for good measure they’re all overpriced.
Steve Jobs of Apple unveiled the iPad today.
Screw those bastards at Verat-Mobrint!
Google crapped out a pathetic iPhone knockoff and is pretending this is somehow a brilliant innovation.
FiOS is looking better all the time.
Hilarious spoof to “I’m on a Boat”
You do have choices.
Browsing for iPhones on eBay just got easier.
Trying way too hard to be as cool as Apple.
Wearing glasses is so much easier than attending a boring foreign language class.
Rewarding your customer with porn is never, ever a mistake.
The new features of MythTV .22, such as MythUI, JAMU, and support for the HDPVR, and VDPAU.
The question is whether they fall off it and get run over by the Apple juggernaut…
Never Underestimate the Power of Human Stupidity.
You can’t go wrong with a water slide.
iPhone 3GI is the latest in a long line of iPhone gags at The Onion
Is it as “Newfangled” as the Internet was in 1994?
Battle Beasts. Some animals are just cooler than others.
The great catalog in the sky has declared bankruptcy.
Doll Houses weren’t just for girls.
Why spend money on Ornaments when you have empties laying around?
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