Dumbest Celebrity Dolls Ever

By Ben Sumner (@benjaminsumner) on September 29th, 2010

Yes, it’s true. White House party crasher Michaele Salahi has an action figure, just in time for the end of her failed stint on The Real Housewives of D.C. The doll, in that red dress she wore at the White House, is available at herobuilders.com for $39.95 plus $8.10 shipping and handling.

Herobuilders also has other ridiculous dolls for sale. Even if these are meant as jokes – I can appreciate that – anyone who actually pays money to own these, other than professional voodooists, should be publicly outed for everyone to mock and jeer.

Sarah Palin

Dick Chaney

Kate Gosselin

Senator Larry Craig

Aymna al-Zawahri

Uday Hussein

Michael Moore

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I have an unhealthy obsession with Muppets, Lord of the Rings and Star Wars. I take out my frustrations on people on the hockey rink using traditional Korean martial arts. I'm prejudiced against hipsters.